I ask myself this now I am asking you?

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Is it a bargain if you buy a violin, no strings attached?



If you?re on a low carb diet, aren?t you going against the grain?



Is it the crack of dawn that causes daybreak?



Is it nightfall that causes the crack of dawn?



Will you find cell phones in prison?



Would a get-together of optimists be a glee club?



Does a glee club ever sing sad songs?



Is bar hopping a joint venture?



Is a cured ham a lousy actor who no longer is a lousy actor?



Wouldn?t it be cooler if a man?s best friend was a fox instead of a dog?



Are mixed blessings worst than those in alphabetical order?



Would being woke up by an earthquake be a moving experience?



How come you have to write down something to write up something?



If you talk turkey, wouldn?t you sound ridiculous?



Are odds and ends less important than evens and starts?



Is talking behind one?s back the same as talking in front of one?s back?



When people say ?God speed,? how fast is that?



How much money do you save when you receive a free gift?



What?s the difference between new and brand new?



If you stretch the truth do you a get a tall tale?



If a race is neck and neck, would that mean it?s a necktie?



Is it okay to use the AM radio after noon?



Why does your house burn up as it burns down?



How come you have to fill in a form to fill out a form?



Why can you see stars out but not lights out?



How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same?



Why do they call it rush hour when traffic moves the slowest?
 

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Is it as cold in the winter as it is in the country or vice verse?
 

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Really awesome! Great stuff!
 

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it made me smile .. star for you ... i luv playin' with words
 

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Why, when you take it by ship, do you call it cargo, but when you take it by car, you call it shipment?
 

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I will answer your Q's as honestly as I can LOL. ;-)

1)No, just the opposite. That would be a big-ass ripoff!

2)No, many people go on that diet. Do grains have lotsa carbs or somethin?

3)Daybreak is the opposite of dawn, I think.

4)Only if they've been confiscated, or the guards are using them.

5)Not officially.

6)I dunno what a glee club does, but I'm guessing not.

7)No.

8)Ham don't act.

9)I don't see a difference.

10)Say what?

11)It would be a scary xperience!

12)I dunno why.

13)Yes.

14)No.

15)It's just a metaphor!

16)Same answer as above.

17)Whatever amount you would've paid, had the gift not been free.

18)None.

19)Depends on how far you "stretch" it LOL!

20)No, since it's not likely to become a tie.

21)Either way, it burns.

22)Either way, you're filling it out.

23)You can see lights outside!

24)They're both metaphors for a small chance.

25)I have no clue LOL.
 

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hahaha...ok have a star again and here's my fav..lol



Is talking behind one?s back the same as talking in front of one?s back?

When people say ?God speed,? how fast is that?

What?s the difference between new and brand new?
 

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Ha ha ha ha.........

Good ones......

De Kaffinated

and decapitulated........