What a *REAL* woman does...

illbeback

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#1
A real woman is a man's best friend.

She will never stand him up and never let him down.
She will reassure him when he feels insecure and
comfort him after a bad day.

She will inspire him to do things he never thought
he could do; to live without fear and forget regret.


She will enable him to express his deepest emotions
and give in to his most intimate desires.

She will make sure he always feels as though he's the
most handsome man in the room and will enable him
to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible.........

No wait....

Sorry.... I'm thinking of beer....
That's what beer does....
Never mind....
 

TheBoot

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#13
The one thing my woman does not understand.....

Is that she spends time playing Iphone apps (like HOURS) and finds it
very relaxing. Me -- I spend time pouring over info and learning the
real keys to marketing and get totally stoked when I get a check in the
mail on a regular basis from those efforts. BUT anytime she gets the
chance she tells people that I am just playing around. What??

I only play games for less than one hour per week . Once I hit 5k per
months and climbing....then I can play.

Ok -- I'll take that beer now !!
 

nico

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#15
When l met my wife l must have had the beer goggles on and l am still trying to find the cure for the hangover or is hung and slaughtered.